Sick, but still going...

Okay, I'm sick.  I'm coughing and wheezing.  My nose is drippy, but not stuffed up (which is a little odd for me).  And my palate and the back of my throat are burning like they do when you've run too hard in the wind and you're all dried out and tasting copper.  Not to mention, it's that time of the month (so I'm double-fatigued) and I feel all bloaty and icky.  I blame Mother Nature and my buddy Mike-- though I should probably leave him alone since he was out from college sick all last week.  But I'm not going to let it stop me!  I'm going to keep going!  I've rested up a bit with a nice hot water bottle to help draw the fever away from my head, and I feel a little better.  Still lousy, though...

I think I might be a horrible person

Okay....  In this post there's going to be some content that people who: are easily offended; dislike profanity; are under the age where they have had sex education... well, they probably shouldn't read.  So this is all you're getting until after the jump.  YOU are responsible for deciding whether or not to read this, but if you do decide you're going to you aren't allowed to gripe.  Put on the big girl or big boy panties and deal.